Someone
told me this story recently:
'I
hadn't met her before; we made eye contact, and agreed to dance. As
we embraced, I noticed that her cheeks were naturally
well-coloured, but in particular the right. We danced: at
first we made contact cheek-to-cheek, and then she shifted her head
awkwardly, and couldn't quite find a place she found comfortable.
'I'm
sorry about that' she said between tangos, 'but I've just danced with
two guys who hadn't shaved, and I dance close, and it's really made
my skin sore.' She pointed to her right cheek: not only was it redder
than the left, but also it was slightly swollen. She touched my cheek. 'You're fairly smooth' she said. 'Normally that
wouldn't bother me, but my cheek is really sore.' I was astonished:
to my knowledge I've never danced with anyone whose skin is that
sensitive. Anyway, she settled on a position with her ear close to
mine, and we enjoyed the rest of the tanda. Perhaps the
position wasn't ideal, but it gave us a stable head contact.'
There
you go, guys. Not everyone will appreciate that designer stubble when
you go dancing.
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